REI Certified Copywriter

Robert Culpepper

Bad news: Your business is suffering… sales are poor… basically your copy sxxks.  

And the bad news just got worse.

You did a Product Launch and due to your poor copy and non-existent marketing strategy, you actually lost money! And many weeks of time.

Now what are you going to do… quit? Of course not!

— I've known Robert for many years and have seen him in action. The guy is a business building champion and the fact he is willing to share his know-how with others will benefit all those who are eager to create increased results! Allard de Jong Executive Coach Barcelona, Spain —

So, what makes me different?

I'm an electronics engineer, marketer and a consultative sales guy who loves being entrepreneurial. I KNOW the struggles you face because I've probably faced the same struggles myself! I've started selling door-to-door when I was 16 and started my own mail-order business when I was 17. I studied engineering at university and worked as an electronics/software engineer in Silicon Valley for both Hewlett-Packard (HP) and Lockheed Missiles and Space Company (now Lockheed Martin). At Lockheed, I worked on the top-secret ‘Star Wars' (laser) program during the cold war. Soon after working in Silicon Valley I was recruited by a biotech software company in Oxford, England. A few years later I started my own company in Barcelona, Spain (sold it in 2015). I traveled with my kids for a year, then moved to France. The common denominator in ALL my roles, in different industries, is that I've had to write strong, persuasive copy!

“Robert Culpepper has a unique ability of cutting through the chaff and simplifying the process of business.” David Trend, Director Bowling Vision Ltd, England —

Here are a few other random bits of info about me that may help you understand where I'm coming from and how it will make your copy stronger. If you don't know what these mean (or don't care!–), don't worry!

  • Recruited by the Army and the Navy (Nuclear program) at the age of 16 based on ASVAB. All AFQT Category 1 (all 98+ percentile)
  • MENSA: Stanford-Binet, 139
  • Accepted into Stanford's MBA program but declined
  • Accepted and completed the US Navy ROTC compression program but decided against becoming a commissioned officer.
  • Interim Professor (ESADE in Barcelona)
  • Deepak Chopra certified meditation teacher (since 1997)
  • Two children, lived in five countries, and I've traveled to 45 countries
  • Marketing online since 1995
  • Jeff Walker Product Launch Manager (only a handful completed the program)
  • Founded and sold a business in Spain, The International School Of Coaching ( I wrote all the sales copy, actually, I've been writing all types of copy for 20+ years.

Industries that I've written copy for include technology (B2B), online marketing (B2C), product launches (B2C), spirituality (meditation products and courses). I'm also very interested in writing copy for charity and non-profit organizations.

— “Robert is passionate about helping businesses grow their business and understands the psychology of marketing and sales in a way that makes a practical difference.” John Rice Sales & Marketing Director Bowland Solutions UK —

If you're ready to finally bring in more leads, make more sales or increase donations, pick up the phone and call me! I'll answer if I'm available. Or book a discovery call or copy critique on my calendar—> HERE.

When we talk I'll be asking lots of questions. And I guarantee you'll gain some valuable insight you can use immediately in your business. I'll spend 80% of the time asking questions and listening and 20% talking (think Socratic questioning- google this if you don't know what it means) Book your appointment HERE.

or just pick up that phone and call me!

USA: +1.760.454.0904 / 1.800.797.4648

UK: +44 (0)1454 269 079 / 0800 018 7884

I don't bite and I don't hard sell (I don't have to). I'm actually really easy to talk to. Promise.

Whether you choose to contact me or not, I truly wish you the very best in life and in your business!


Robert Culpepper

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